observation of today:
ugly, but skinny girls with fake smiles, fake nails, fake hair, fake skin and fake eyes have hot boyfriends
analysis of today:
hot guys like fake goods, as long as they come in small packages

my theory on why guys like skinny girls:
big is only big next to something small
small is only small next to something larger
there's no definitive parameter governing big or small
its all relative; same applies to dicks and chicks
small dick next to a big chick, big dick next to a small chick
thats why.