how about a cup of cocky narcissism for tea?

i've rediscovered one of the reasons why i try so desperately to lower my body mass at work today. it's purely because i'm just too too considerate. yes, i'm too kind to have my bf feel perplexed, so i take it upon myself to make sure he doesn't feel this constant confusion.

let me explain myself. fat people have fat backs and because there is only so much surface area per back (which is limited by the frame of the person); a fat person, so called because of the excess volume of flesh per frame area, develops what is known as fat folds. and particularly in the case with women, where 70% of the population are wearing ill fitting bras, the pseudo-fat folds in addition to the pre-existing fat folds make it so difficult for one plains and simple male to decide where he should be placing his hand- its even harder then to work out where exactly the small of the back is located. too many folds build up into one large life saver float. this must be one of the most perplexing tasks faced by men on a daily basis, hence, we as women should do our part and make it that much easier for them.

then again, if you take into consideration the about of adipose tissue deposited in the area, i'm assuming that past a certain point, where adipose tissue > X, nerve sensory processes fail to innervate the area completely and based on the amount of nerve processes in the back (much much much less compared to most parts of the body eg hands) the woman doesnt really feel much at all. i.e she has no idea where your arm is- so essentially, it crosses each other out and it doesn't matter one bit- could be on her arse for all she knows!