hello feminism, how's life been without chivarly?

'hello new age, how doth thee fair?
laced with feministic views,
extravagantly draped with jewels of new
views wherein no chivalry lie'

where hath thou chivalry escape?

okay, lets set this out mathematically:
if:
feminism = equal opportunity between the sexes
and,
chivalry = bravery, courtesy, honor, and gallantry toward women
whereby:
gallantry toward women = giving up seats on a bus
and
giving up seats on a bus = anti feminism
since:
feminism = equal opportunities

THEN:
chivalry = anti-feminism!

since the wave on feminism, chivalry has been shoved right out the window. sure lots of older men, nutured in their gallant ways have been victims of ultra feministic women copping verbal abuse or nods of disapproval for offering their seats to women on the bus, or opening the door for other women, but i bet a handful are embracing it and milking it for all its worth (such as the perfectly functional white male in his early twenties who chose to sit -IN THE PRIORITY SEATING AREA i might add, facing a whole bunch of women, young and old)

chivalry to some, has always been this notion which somewhat hints to women as the weaker species. i don't know what sort of fucked up, twisted mentality these crazy ultra feminism women have in their small menstruating brains indulge in, but acts of chivalry do NOT put women on a level of inferiority. i am most positive that it is merely an act of concern and consideration, an act which demonstrates utmost altruism, FAR from the demoralization and oppression of women these crazy mofos claim it to be. the way i see it, it is but kindness, which, in instead of being reciprocated, becomes (as should be expected of women) twisted around and shoved back down the nice man's ass; poor guy becomes accused of injustice and belittling of women. HOW? because he offered his seat up to her, clearly (to her) because he thinks shes too weak/ can't possible stand the entire bus ride home. i cannot comprehend this logic but i mean, if you're twisted in this strange and complicated way, you clearly need therapy.

chivalry in the past was great. it was almost like the luxury to enjoy the warmth and protection of an 'almighty alpha male'. like a free spa voucher whereby you get treated right, protected almost, like a kept women, without the being kept:) nowadays, guys have 'revolutionised' the new age sensitive male- all for the feminism equal rights shit. they dont give a flying fuck about the lady in heels on the traumatic bus ride home- their argument to equal rights = equal rights to the seats. which ULTIMATELY fucks it up for us, women, who wear heels on the bus and hate to stand, who buy too much shopping and have not enough hands to carry; who did it come to that we gave up little bits of pampering for the right not to cook dinner? it was never ever really that hard- god made us this way, to cook and clean and do the chores, made men a little tougher to take a bit more battering, if they dont complain, why do we?!

so again in the war of man vs women, we lose, yet again, because our small minds, besides gossip and materialism, have no where else to take leave, and have found none but quirky ways to make the rest of us miserable.

disclaimer: i do honestly think washing dishes for your bf to get an extra pair of hands for carrying shopping bags is a honest and fair trade (: